N2HAJ

I walked into the club and saw my homie get slapped. N2HAJ, bro.

I lost my job because I didn’t hit a Jay. My boss said I was a weak link.

I went to the gym, saw a Jay, and ran out. N2HAJ, I’m not ready.

I tried to hit a Jay because my phone died. I looked like a fool.

I saw a Jay eating a sandwich and I attacked him. My sandwich was better.

I got into a fight with a Jay over a parking spot. It was ridiculous.

My dog barked at a Jay and I went full beast mode. N2HAJ.

I got yelled at by my mom and I ran out to hit a Jay. That felt good.

I failed my math test and had to hit a Jay. Math and Jay don’t mix.

I saw a Jay and I said, ‘You’re getting hit today.’ I was low.

I had no money and I attacked a Jay. He had no idea what hit him.

I got kicked out of the house and went to hit a Jay. That was my revenge.

I was lost in the mall and saw a Jay. I had to hit him to find my way.

I got lost in the woods and a Jay appeared. I hit him. He was confused.

I was lost in life and I had to hit a Jay to remember who I was.