N1ce

N1ce job, bro. You spilled coffee on the boss and got a raise.

N1ce try, idiot. You failed the test but got extra credit for being loud.

N1ce move, you tripped over your own feet and broke the door.

N1ce idea, you said the sky is green and everyone believed you.

N1ce plan, you decided to eat the whole cake and now you’re stuck in the kitchen.

N1ce thought, you said the internet is made of cheese and no one argued.

N1ce work, you sat there and did nothing while I did the whole project.

N1ce job, you got the praise for my idea and then laughed at me.

N1ce move, you took the blame for me and then I ruined your grade.

N1ce, you looked cool in the picture but your hair was on fire.

N1ce, you said you’d come to the party but you showed up in pajamas and cried.

N1ce, you pretended you knew how to dance but you just stood there like a rock.

N1ce, you got praised for wearing socks with sandals and no one asked why.

N1ce, you got a sticker for saying ‘hello’ in a loud voice.

N1ce, you got a high five for breathing.