N1C2R

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A distant cousin who acts like they're related to you but probably just want your money or your mom's cooking.
My N1C2R showed up at the funeral and asked for my grandma's recipe for meatloaf.
He called me a ‘distant cousin’ but I know he just wanted my inheritance.
He showed up at my wedding and asked for a favor and a side dish.
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A relative so far away they might as well be a stranger, but they still show up to ruin your life.
My N1C2R showed up at my birthday party and tried to eat my cake.
He showed up at my job and said he was my uncle.
He came to my house and asked for a loan and a cup of coffee.
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A relative you never saw but somehow still owe money to.
My N1C2R sent me a check and a letter saying I owed him money.
He showed up at my house and said I owed him a favor.
He called me and said I had to pay him back for my grandpa's debt.
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A distant cousin who shows up just to embarrass you in front of everyone.
My N1C2R showed up at my job and said I was related to him.
He showed up at my party and told my boss I was his cousin.
He walked into my classroom and said I was his distant cousin.
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A relative who's so far away they might as well be from another planet, but they still show up to bother you.
My N1C2R showed up at my house and asked for a hug and a sandwich.
He showed up at my school and said he was my cousin.
He showed up at my job and asked for a raise and a side dish.
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A relative you never met but somehow still know about your business.
My N1C2R called me and said he knew about my job.
He showed up at my house and said he was my cousin and knew about my trouble.
He showed up at my party and said he knew about my problems.
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