N14

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N14 is the prince engine family that lives on the North Side and in XIV. It’s in BMWs, Peugeots, Citroens, and the Mini R56. This engine is so broken it’s like the devil gave it a bad attitude.
My N14 just coughed up a piston. I’m giving it a time-out.
This engine is like a toddler on a sugar rush. It won’t stop throwing tantrums.
I’ve spent more money fixing my N14 than I’ve spent on rent.
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The N14 is the EP6 engine, and it’s cursed. BMW, Peugeot, and Citroen all got stuck with it. If you own one, you’ll be a master tech in no time, and probably very angry.
My N14 just died on the highway. I had to flag down a truck to get home.
I’ve been chasing my N14 for two years. It’s like playing hide and seek with a ghost.
I think my N14 is out to get me. It’s been leaking oil like it’s trying to drown me.
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The N14 is the engine that started it all, and it’s still going strong. It’s in tons of cars and it’s so bad it makes the whole workshop happy. Because there’s no end to the misery.
I just got my N14 fixed, again. I’ve lost count of how many times it’s broken.
My N14 is like a bad relationship. It keeps coming back, and it always breaks my heart.
This engine is so unreliable, it should have its own support group.
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