N0VA

N0VA just texted my ex and she started crying. I think he called her a 'sad clown' in front of her mom.

At the party, N0VA walked in and my ex left with him like I wasn't even there.

N0VA told my ex her hair looked like a raccoon's nest. She still left with him.

N0VA pulled my ex while I was still wearing my tampon. I felt like a used tampon and a sad kid.

He asked my ex out while I was still in the bathroom. I came out and she was gone.

N0VA just told me my ex was 'a used tampon with glitter.' I'm still mad.

N0VA asked my ex out and she said yes. I looked like a failed science experiment.

He texted my ex while I was still in the lab. I spilled my chemicals and cried.

N0VA told my ex I was 'a failed science experiment with bad hair.' I cried in the hallway.

N0VA pulled my ex and I was left with the crumbs. I felt like a discarded pizza box.

He asked my ex out while I was still eating my pizza. I cried in the corner.

N0VA told my ex I was 'a discarded pizza box with no cheese.' I got a 2 on my math test.

N0VA just walked in and my ex left with him. I looked like a burnt toast.

He told my ex I was 'a burnt toast with no butter.' I cried in the kitchen.

N0VA pulled my ex while I was still in the toaster. I came out charred and sad.

N0VA pulled my ex and I was left with the other sock. I looked like a sad sock.

He told my ex I was 'a sad sock that never got washed.' I cried in the laundry room.

N0VA asked my ex out while I was still in the sock drawer. I came out and felt like a sock.