n0ngie

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a big penis so huge it makes other penises look like tiny worms
My uncle's n0ngie is so big it could be used as a ladder.
She said his n0ngie was bigger than the school bus.
He tried to hide his n0ngie but it peeked out like a cocky kid.
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a penis so big it could win a wrestling match against a bear
His n0ngie was so big, it made the bear cry.
They said the bear ran away from his n0ngie like it was on fire.
He showed off his n0ngie and the bear ran screaming.
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a penis so big it could be mistaken for a sausage link from hell
His n0ngie looked like it came out of a meat grinder.
She said it smelled like a sausage link that had been cursed.
He ate a sausage link and it looked like his n0ngie.
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a penis so big it could make a priest blush and a nun faint
The priest saw his n0ngie and turned red like a tomato.
The nun fainted when he showed off his n0ngie.
The n0ngie was so big, it scared the priest out of his holy water.
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a penis so big it could be used to dig a hole to China
He said his n0ngie was so big, it could dig a hole to China.
They watched him use his n0ngie like a shovel.
He dug a hole so deep, the hole said 'hello' from China.
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a penis so big it could be mistaken for a tent pole in a campsite disaster
His n0ngie was so big, it looked like a tent pole in a storm.
They tried to pitch a tent, but his n0ngie collapsed it.
The campsite got destroyed by his n0ngie.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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