n00f

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A smelly, brainless online gamer who acts like they know everything but really don't. They’re the reason people throw pizza at monitors.
You’re a n00f. I’ve seen dogs with more brainpower than you.
N00f just tried to beat me in a game. I let him win because he looked sad.
N00f asked me how to play chess. I told him to go eat a sandwich.
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The worst kind of newbie. They don’t know the rules and think it’s okay to yell at people for no reason. They’re like a dog who thinks they’re a lion.
N00f just insulted my mom. I’m gonna kill him.
N00f tried to cheat. I blocked him and called him a cheater.
N00f asked me if I was a n00f. I said, ‘No, I’m your future grave.’
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A person who thinks they’re cool but they’re just confused and loud. They’re like a toaster that’s also a screaming parrot.
N00f tried to talk to me. I pretended I didn’t hear him.
N00f tried to be my friend. I told him I only have one friend and it’s my dog.
N00f said I was a n00f. I said, ‘At least I know what I’m doing.’
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A person who thinks they’re awesome but they’re just bad and obnoxious. They’re like a pizza that’s also a screaming goat.
N00f said I was a n00f. I said, ‘You’re the reason I have a headache.’
N00f tried to beat me. I said, ‘You’re not even close.’
N00f asked me for advice. I said, ‘Go eat a pizza.’
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A person who thinks they’re a pro but they’re just a kid who doesn’t know what they’re doing. They’re like a robot that also has a tantrum.
N00f said he was a pro. I said, ‘You’re a pro at being a n00f.’
N00f tried to beat me. I said, ‘You’re not even close.’
N00f asked me for help. I said, ‘You’re gonna need more than help.’
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