Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total loser who can't even beat a beginner in a game. Everyone laughs at them.

DM: "You're a n00btizzle. I beat you in 2 minutes."

Tweet: "This guy is a n00btizzle. He didn't even know how to use a sword."

In-game chat: "You're a n00btizzle. You died to a baby."

2

A person so bad at a game they make others want to throw up.

Comment: "This n00btizzle made me lose my lunch."

Message: "You're a n00btizzle. I felt sorry for you."

In-game yell: "You're a n00btizzle! I can't stand you!"

3

A person who is so clueless they don't even know what they're doing.

Tweet: "That n00btizzle didn't know how to use a weapon."

Message: "You're a n00btizzle. You're like a kid playing with blocks."

Chat: "This n00btizzle is so clueless. I'm done with them."

4

A total noob who is the worst player you've ever seen.

DM: "You're a n00btizzle. I could beat you with my eyes closed."

Comment: "This n00btizzle is the worst I've ever seen."

In-game chat: "You're a n00btizzle. I'm going to beat you so hard."

5

A person who is so bad they're not even worth your time.

Tweet: "This n00btizzle is not even worth my time."

Message: "You're a n00btizzle. I'm going to ignore you."

Chat: "You're a n00btizzle. I don't even want to talk to you."