n00bstew

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n00bstew is the mess you make when you show n00bs who's boss. It’s like when you blow up a rookie and their face gets all over the place.
I threw a frag grenade at that noob and it looked like they got face-melted.
That noob tried to run and I dropped a semtex on him. Now he’s a face-melty mess.
I just made n00bstew and it was glorious.
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n00bstew is when you make a noob look like a roasted chicken. You do it by fragging them or blowing them up with semtex.
I fragged that noob and now they look like a roasted chicken.
I used semtex on a noob and now they're a crispy mess.
That noob got n00bstewed and it was the best thing I've seen all day.
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n00bstew is the goop you leave behind when you frag or blow up a noob. It’s like when you take a noob and make them look like a blob of mess.
I fragged that noob and now they’re a goop mess.
That noob got hit with semtex and now they're a blob of n00bstew.
I made a noob look like a goop mess. That’s n00bstew.
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n00bstew is the mess you make when you frag or semtex a noob. It's when you take a noob and make them look like a exploded meatball.
I fragged a noob and now they look like an exploded meatball.
That noob got hit with semtex and became a meatball mess.
I made n00bstew and it was like watching a meatball get exploded.
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n00bstew is when you take a noob and turn them into a face-melty, goopy, meatball mess with just a frag or a semtex.
I fragged a noob and now they look like a face-melty meatball.
That noob got hit with semtex and became a goopy mess.
I made a noob into a face-melty meatball. That’s n00bstew.
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n00bstew is when you frag or semtex a noob and make them look like a roasted, goopy, exploded meatball. It’s the ultimate noob roast.
I fragged that noob and now they’re like a roasted meatball.
That noob got hit with semtex and now they’re a goopy mess.
I made n00bstew and it was the best roast I've ever done.
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