n00bsicle

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An n00bsicle is a total waste of space. They’re like a rookie who doesn’t know what a keyboard is and still thinks they can beat you.
You: I just killed you. N00bsicle: I have no idea what you just said.
N00bsicle: I’m a pro gamer. My brother plays Fortnite.
N00bsicle: I joined the server 10 minutes ago and already think you’re a noob.
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An n00bsicle is someone who acts like a toddler with a lollipop. They don’t know what they’re doing and still think they’re king of the hill.
N00bsicle: I have 1000 followers. You have 2. You’re a noob.
N00bsicle: I’m 12. I know more than you.
N00bsicle: I just started playing. I’m going to be the best.
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An n00bsicle is a person who thinks they’re cool, but they’re just a mess. They don’t know what they’re doing, and they’re too dumb to realize it.
N00bsicle: I’m the best. I beat you. You’re a noob.
N00bsicle: I joined the clan last week. I’m the leader now.
N00bsicle: You’re a noob. I’m not. I have 5 wins.
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An n00bsicle is someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing and still thinks they’re the best. They’re like a dog who thinks it’s a lion.
N00bsicle: I’m the king. You’re the peasant.
N00bsicle: I beat you. I’m better than you. You’re a noob.
N00bsicle: I’m 10 years old. I’m the best.
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An n00bsicle is someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing and still thinks they’re the best. They’re like a kid who thinks they’re a superhero.
N00bsicle: I’m the best. You’re the worst. You’re a noob.
N00bsicle: I’m 14. I’m the king of this game.
N00bsicle: I have no idea what you just said. I’m still better.
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