n00bsickle

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A n00b so fagtastic they turned into a block of cheese. Got stuck in a freezer because they thought a pizza box was a game disc. Now they're just a sad, frozen meatball.
I saw a n00bsickle in the freezer, crying over a 20-year-old pizza box.
That guy got frozen because he thought Digorno was a new game.
He’s so fagtastic, he’s now a frozen meatball in the back of the store.
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A person who’s so bad at relationships they’ve never left their computer. Brice is the king of this. They text their mom and call it a date.
Brice texts his mom and says it’s a date. It’s not a date. It’s a disaster.
He’s so bad at dating, he’s still using AIM.
He’s so unexprienced, he thinks a DM is a love letter.
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