n00bshock

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When n00bs get their feelings hurt because they only know the latest game and think the old versions are trash.
'Why would anyone play that ugly old version? My game looks like a rainbow vomit!'
'I can't believe they made the characters look like stick figures back then!'
'I didn't know the game used to have a purple sky! That's a sin!'
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N00bs getting mad because they think the old game is worse and they know nothing about it.
'You think the old game is better? I didn't even know there was a green character!'
'They had to use buttons for movement? That's worse than my cousin's homework!'
'I'm not even mad. I'm just confused.'
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When n00bs get all bent out of shape because they think the old game is trash and they've never played it.
'Why would anyone play that version? I had to use a keyboard and a mouse!'
'I didn't know the old game had a blue sky. That's not even a real color!'
'You people are crazy. I play the version with the purple sky and it's perfect!'
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N00bs getting their feelings hurt because they only know the newest version and think the old one is terrible.
'How could anyone play that old version? It's like playing with a broken controller!'
'I didn't know the old game didn't have a green character. That's not fair!'
'You people are all wrong. The new version is way better!'
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N00bs acting like the old version of the game is the worst thing ever and they've never even played it.
'I can't believe they used buttons back then! That's worse than my math test!'
'The old version had a blue sky? That's not even a real sky!'
'I'm not mad. I'm just confused.'
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N00bs getting all up in arms because they think the old game is worse and they have no idea what they're talking about.
'The old version had a green character? That's not even a real color!'
'I had to use a keyboard and a mouse? That's worse than my mom's cooking!'
'You're all wrong. The new version is way better.'
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