N00bs on toast

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two clueless dummies who think it's cool to ride their buddy like he's a donkey

My buddy got tossed off a roof by a noob on toast. It was the worst thing ever.

They tried to mount my dog. My dog bit one of them. It was glorious.

At the party, two noobs tried to ride my toast. He screamed like a girl. I laughed.

a couple of brainless twits who think they're kings by sitting on their friend like a throne

My friend got crowned by a noob on toast. He was stuck there for three hours.

They mounted my toast during lunch. He got food all over his face. It was messy.

At the gym, two noobs tried to ride my toast. He almost fainted.

two dumbasses who think they're heroes by making their friend carry them like a beast

My buddy was used as a horse by a noob on toast. He got sore all over.

They mounted my toast during a video game. He lost the game because he was too busy screaming.

At the bus stop, two noobs tried to ride my toast. He got stuck on the bus. It was a disaster.