n00body

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A n00b so bad they make n00bs look good. They’re the human version of a broken toaster. You can’t even blame them for being stupid.
My cousin tried to play Fortnite and fell into a lake. That’s a n00body.
This kid tried to text me and spelled 'hello' as 'helo'. N00body.
He tried to build a fort out of couches and it collapsed. N00body.
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A n00body is like a n00b who never learned how to be a n00b. They’re the kind of person who thinks being a n00b is a superpower.
She tried to make a TikTok and just screamed into the camera. N00body.
He tried to do a math problem and cried. N00body.
This guy tried to play chess and moved the queen first. N00body.
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A n00body is a person who’s so bad at life they probably got born in a bathroom. They don’t know how to be good at anything.
He tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast. N00body.
She tried to text me and sent a photo of her cat. N00body.
He tried to play basketball and fell over. N00body.
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A n00body is like a n00b who took a nap and forgot how to be a n00b. They’re the kind of person who would trip over a chair and blame the chair.
He tried to dance and just stood there. N00body.
She tried to text me and sent a photo of her dog. N00body.
He tried to play video games and fell asleep. N00body.
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A n00body is like a n00b who got kicked out of the n00b club for being too bad. They’re the worst kind of n00b and they know it.
He tried to draw a cat and it looked like a blob. N00body.
She tried to text me and sent a photo of her breakfast. N00body.
He tried to do a magic trick and just fell over. N00body.
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