n00blord

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A n00blord is like the king of all n00bs. He's not just a noob, he's the biggest, loudest, most obnoxious one in the whole game.
'Bro, you're not just a noob, you're a n00blord!'
'He tried to beat me at chess and failed. Now he's a n00blord for life.'
'That guy spends three hours on a simple quest. N00blord status confirmed.'
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A n00blord is the guy who thinks he's a pro but is actually the worst. He's like the king of the n00bs, and he's proud of it.
'He said he was a pro. Then he tried to kill me with a sword. I had to teach him how to swing it.'
'He joined the guild and immediately messed everything up. N00blord for life.'
'He tried to summon a dragon and got a chicken. N00blord energy everywhere.'
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A n00blord is a noob who's so bad, he's famous for being bad. He's like the emperor of all n00bs, and he doesn't care.
'He tried to build a castle and it fell apart. Now he's a n00blord.'
'He insulted the king and got banished. Now he's the n00blord of the realm.'
'He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire. N00blord energy.'
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A n00blord is a noob who thinks he's the best, but everyone knows he's the worst. He's like the ruler of the noobs, and he's loud about it.
'He shouted at the dragon and got eaten. N00blord for life.'
'He tried to be cool and fell off a cliff. Now he's the n00blord.'
'He tried to flirt with the queen and she laughed. N00blord energy.'
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A n00blord is the king of all n00bs. He's not just a noob, he's a full-blown disaster who's proud of it.
'He tried to win the tournament and got knocked out in the first round. N00blord energy.'
'He tried to be a hero and got lost. Now he's the n00blord.'
'He tried to ride a horse and fell off. N00blord for life.'
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