n00bitalia

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a fancy way to say a newbie’s privates are still untouched and look like they’ve never seen a real fight.
My cousin’s n00bitalia is so bad, he still thinks a toilet paper roll is a weapon.
She tried to take off her pants and cried like a baby. Classic n00bitalia.
He got called n00bitalia in the lobby of a mall. It was embarrassing.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
2
when someone’s junk is so fresh, it could still be mistaken for a baby’s.
His n00bitalia was so strong, the whole gym smelled like a diaper explosion.
She had n00bitalia so bad, she tried to run away from a single guy.
He was called n00bitalia in the middle of a game. It was like getting a wedgie in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
3
the level of cluelessness a person has when they haven’t even touched their own junk yet.
He had n00bitalia so bad, he tried to fight a guy with a juice box.
She got called n00bitalia by a group of kids in a park. It was like getting a detention for being a baby.
He was so n00bitalia, he didn’t know what a toilet was.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
4
when your privates are so new, they still smell like a baby’s butt.
He had n00bitalia so strong, the whole class could smell it from across the room.
She tried to flirt, but her n00bitalia was too bad. It was like talking to a goldfish.
He got called n00bitalia in the middle of a basketball game. It was the worst.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
5
a state of being so inexperienced, your privates still look like they’ve never been near a real person.
His n00bitalia was so bad, he cried when he saw a guy with a beard.
She got called n00bitalia by the whole school. It was like getting a slap from a teacher.
He had n00bitalia so strong, he tried to run away from a single guy with a backpack.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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