n00bissaur

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A total noob who thinks they're a beast. No idea how to talk to people. All they do is play video games and brag about their computer skills. They carry a backpack so big it looks like it has a life of its own.
My cousin is a n00bissaur. He spends 12 hours a day playing Fortnite and still can't text me without spelling errors.
I saw a n00bissaur in the park. He was arguing with a pigeon about the best game ever.
My neighbor is a n00bissaur. He tried to explain quantum computing to my dog.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A noob so bad they're a monster. They don't know how to talk to people and think they're the best at everything. They wear a backpack like it's a trophy.
My friend's brother is a n00bissaur. He tried to beat me at chess with his hands tied behind his back.
I saw a n00bissaur in the grocery store. He was arguing with the self-checkout machine about the meaning of life.
My teacher called me a n00bissaur because I spilled my juice on my laptop.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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The worst kind of noob. They don’t know how to talk to people and think they’re a genius. Their backpack is bigger than their brain.
My brother is a n00bissaur. He tried to fix my Wi-Fi with a banana and a rubber band.
I saw a n00bissaur at the mall. He was fighting a robot for the last video game.
My mom called me a n00bissaur because I ate my homework and still failed.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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