n00bimus prime

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A smelly, brainless, idiot who thinks they're the king of the MMORPG, even though they can't beat a level 2 goblin in Sherwood Dungeon.

@n00bimusprime just tried to solo a dragon and got one-shot. Classic.

I saw n00bimus prime try to use a spell and miss. It was sad.

n00bimus prime ran into a wall and cried like a baby.

The biggest, most annoying, least skilled player in the entire game, like they were born to be a n00b in Sherwood Dungeon.

n00bimus prime tried to loot a chest and got attacked by a spider. It was a disaster.

n00bimus prime used a sword like it was a spoon. It was ridiculous.

n00bimus prime was kicked out of the guild for being a complete waste of time.

A glorified, clueless, dumbass who thinks they're the best in Sherwood Dungeon, even though they're barely level 5 and still use a stick.

n00bimus prime tried to fight a wolf and ran away. It was embarrassing.

n00bimus prime tried to cast a fireball and it came out as a tiny spark. Sad.

n00bimus prime tried to join a raid and got kicked out instantly.

The most useless, annoying, brain-dead player in the game, who thinks they're cool just because they have a stupid hat in Sherwood Dungeon.

n00bimus prime tried to wear a hat and got laughed at by everyone.

n00bimus prime tried to fight a goblin and got scared. Big time.

n00bimus prime tried to talk and said 'blargh' instead of 'hello'.

A complete, brainless, idiot who thinks they're the most important player in Sherwood Dungeon, even though they're still using a rock as a weapon.

n00bimus prime tried to fight with a rock and got hit by a level 10 elf.

n00bimus prime tried to run away from a pig and tripped.

n00bimus prime tried to log in and got kicked out for being a noob.