n00bimagnetism

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When you’re like a magnet for clueless newbies. You get mobbed by people who ask stupid questions and never shut up.

Why do you have 12 followers but 500 friends?

Can you explain the internet in 10 words?

Is this a real thing or did you just make it up?

You’re the kind of person who gets followed by losers who keep messing up. It’s like being stuck in a group project with the worst kids in class.

Why are you still using Windows 98?

Did you just post a meme from 2013?

You can’t even spell ‘n00b’ right!

by Slangipedia 14h ago

You’re so bad at explaining things that people who don’t know anything keep coming to you. It’s like being a teacher who can’t read.

Can you teach me how to breathe?

What is the internet?

Is this a real word or did you just make it up?

by Slangipedia 14h ago

You’re like a noob magnet. Every time you open your mouth, a new loser shows up. You’re the reason people are still confused about the internet.

Why is the sky blue?

What is the difference between a phone and a computer?

Can you explain how a computer works in 10 seconds?

by Slangipedia 14h ago

You get followed by people who are too dumb to know they’re dumb. They ask questions that make you want to scream and throw your phone out the window.

What is a phone?

Why is the moon white?

What is the internet? Can you explain it like I’m 5?

by Slangipedia 14h ago