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A pro gets so confused and brain-dead that they do something stupid and get wrecked by some noob who’s probably still wearing pajamas.

I was top 10 in the league, and I got destroyed by a kid who still uses a controller with a sticky button.

She had a perfect game, then she decided to fight a fish.

He was about to win, then he tried to use a spell he didn’t know how to cast.

A skilled player acts like a confused idiot and gets smashed by someone who probably plays with their feet.

He had a 100% win rate, then he fought a guy who was still learning how to breathe.

She was about to take the crown, then she tried to use a power-up that didn’t exist.

He got wrecked by a noob who still uses a mouse with three fingers.

A pro gets so dumb they lose to a noob who’s probably still eating cereal for breakfast.

He was about to win the tournament, then he decided to fight a guy who still uses a keyboard for typing.

She had the best gear, then she got destroyed by someone who uses a controller like a spoon.

He got beaten by a noob who still uses a headset that’s louder than a jackhammer.

A pro acts like a confused donkey and gets crushed by someone who still uses a controller like a toy.

He had the best stats, then he fought a noob who still uses a controller with two buttons.

She was about to win, then she decided to fight a guy who still uses a headset that’s louder than a roar.

He got wrecked by a noob who still uses a keyboard that’s falling apart.

A pro gets so brain-dead they get smashed by a noob who probably still uses a headset that’s louder than a scream.

He had the best gear, then he got destroyed by a noob who still uses a controller with one button.

She was about to win, then she fought a guy who still uses a keyboard that’s full of crumbs.

He got wrecked by a noob who still uses a headset that’s louder than a jet engine.