n00bie b00bie

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You’re a n00bie b00bie if you think math is cool but can’t tell the difference between a dog and a doorknob.

DM: 'I like dogs and math, so I’m a pro.'

Tweet: 'I used a reference wrong, so I’m a legend.'

Group chat: 'I’m not a noob, I’m a noobie b00bie.'

You’re a n00bie b00bie if you think math is your life, but you still can’t add two plus two when your dog is barking.

Text: 'I failed math, but I still call myself a pro.'

Tweet: 'My dog is smarter than me.'

Chat: 'I used a reference like a noob.'

You’re a n00bie b00bie if you try to be cool with math and dogs but end up looking like a confused toddler.

DM: 'I’m not a noob, I’m a noobie b00bie.'

Tweet: 'I failed math and my dog laughed at me.'

Chat: 'I used a reference wrong and got called a noob.'