N00baphobia

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N00baphobia is when you get so angry at noobies you want to punch them in the face.

My cousin joined my game and didn't know what a sword was. I yelled, 'Are you blind?'

I saw a noobie try to fight a dragon with a stick. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

When my friend's noobie friend said 'What's a boss?' I threw my controller at him.

N00baphobia is the hate you feel when noobies ruin your game and you call them 'dumbass kids.'

My noobie friend tried to heal me with a fireball. I said, 'You're a dumbass kid!'

I was winning and my noobie teammate ran into me. I screamed, 'You're a dumbass kid!'

When the noobie said 'What's a level?' I yelled, 'You're a dumbass kid!'

N00baphobia is when you see noobies and you swear you'll never play with them again.

I saw a noobie try to attack a boss with a pebble. I said, 'I'll never play with you again.'

My noobie friend died in the first level. I said, 'I'll never play with you again.'

The noobie ran into my character and I said, 'I'll never play with you again.'

N00baphobia is when noobies make you so mad you want to quit the game and eat pizza.

My noobie friend messed up my strategy. I said, 'I'm quitting and eating pizza.'

When the noobie died, I said, 'I'm quitting and eating pizza.'

The noobie talked too much. I said, 'I'm quitting and eating pizza.'

N00baphobia is when you see noobies and you think they're the worst people ever.

My noobie friend didn't know what a shield was. I said, 'You're the worst person ever.'

When the noobie ran into me, I said, 'You're the worst person ever.'

The noobie got killed by a goblin. I said, 'You're the worst person ever.'

N00baphobia is when you get so mad at noobies you start screaming and throwing things.

My noobie friend died. I screamed, 'You're the worst!' and threw my phone.

When the noobie attacked me with a rock, I screamed and threw my controller.

The noobie didn't know what a spell was. I screamed, 'You're stupid!' and threw my hat.