1 so clueless you think a noob is a type of sandwich. Expand Why did you eat the noob? It was a trap!I tried to explain it. He asked if it was a pizza.He said he's been nooblar since 2012. + Examples
2 so dumb you think the alphabet ends at 'noob'. Expand He tried to spell 'n00ballistic' and wrote 'noob' 10 times.He asked if 'noob' was a planet.He thought the game was called 'Noobball'. + Examples
3 so basic you don't know your brain from a noob. Expand He said, 'Noob is my brain.'He tried to nooblar his way out of a math test.He asked if we could replace the teacher with a noob. + Examples
4 so low iq you think 'noob' is a curse from the void. Expand He said, 'Noob cursed me. I can't think!'He tried to pray to noob for help.He asked if we could summon a noob to fight the math. + Examples
5 so dumb you think noob is a type of cereal. Expand He said, 'I eat noob for breakfast.'He tried to nooblar his way into the cereal aisle.He asked if we could replace math with noob cereal. + Examples