n00ballistic

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so clueless you think a noob is a type of sandwich.
Why did you eat the noob? It was a trap!
I tried to explain it. He asked if it was a pizza.
He said he's been nooblar since 2012.
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so dumb you think the alphabet ends at 'noob'.
He tried to spell 'n00ballistic' and wrote 'noob' 10 times.
He asked if 'noob' was a planet.
He thought the game was called 'Noobball'.
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so basic you don't know your brain from a noob.
He said, 'Noob is my brain.'
He tried to nooblar his way out of a math test.
He asked if we could replace the teacher with a noob.
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so low iq you think 'noob' is a curse from the void.
He said, 'Noob cursed me. I can't think!'
He tried to pray to noob for help.
He asked if we could summon a noob to fight the math.
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so dumb you think noob is a type of cereal.
He said, 'I eat noob for breakfast.'
He tried to nooblar his way into the cereal aisle.
He asked if we could replace math with noob cereal.
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