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A person so clueless they think a keyboard is a pizza.
Yo, this noob just tried to eat his keyboard.
This n00bairy pie tried to log in with a spoon.
He asked if the Wi-Fi was on fire.
n00bairy pie
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A human who thinks the internet is a magic spell.
This noobairy pie tried to summon Google with a wand.
He said, 'Spell check is a god.'
He cast a spell on his phone and it exploded.
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A person who thinks 'n00bairy pie' is a type of pizza.
He ordered a pizza called 'n00bairy pie' and got a screen.
This noobairy pie ate a keyboard and got a virus.
He asked if we had 'n00bairy pie' at the mall.
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A human who can't tell a mouse from a cheese snack.
He tried to click on a mouse and got a cheese sandwich.
This noobairy pie thought the mouse was a pet.
He fed the mouse a burger and it died.
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A person who thinks the cloud is a place you can fly to.
He tried to fly to the cloud and fell off his chair.
This noobairy pie asked if we could take a vacation to the cloud.
He said, 'I uploaded my soul to the cloud.'
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A human who thinks a virus is something you catch from a cat.
He got a virus from his cat and it gave him a cold.
This noobairy pie tried to cure the virus with a cat nap.
He said, 'My cat has a virus and it's spreading.'