n00baholic

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A person who can't stop bashing n00bs and spends all day yelling at them like they're annoying little kids.

"You're not even a real gamer! You're just a n00b!", @NoobBasher999

DM: "Why are you still playing like a n00b?", from someone who plays like a n00b

In-game chat: "You're a n00b and I'm gonna beat you like a n00b."

A n00baholic is someone who lives to be a n00b and eats n00b cheat pills for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

"I don't know how to play without cheat codes. I'm a n00b.", @N00bLife

Post: "Just spent $50 on n00b hacks. Worth it."

Stream: "I'm so n00b I can't even beat my own brother."

A n00baholic is someone who will fight you for the right to be the worst player in the game.

"I'm not a n00b, I'm a legendary n00b.", @N00bLegend

Message: "You're not a n00b, you're just a bad n00b."

In-game: "I'm the king of n00bs, and I'll prove it."

A n00baholic is someone who will go to any length just to stay a n00b, even if it means losing every game.

"I let my team lose on purpose so I can be a n00b.", @N00bLover

Post: "I cheated to be a n00b. It's worth it."

DM: "I'm a n00b, and I'm proud of it."

A n00baholic is a person who would rather be a n00b than be good at anything else.

"I can't be good at anything else, I'm too n00b.", @N00bAddict

Message: "I failed my math test, but I'm still a n00b."

Stream: "I'm not even trying to be good, I'm just a n00b."