Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the kind of n00biness that makes your brain hurt

My cousin tried to play chess with me and lost in 3 moves. Total n00bacious.

This kid called me a nerd for no reason. N00bacious behavior at its finest.

He said 'yo' in a Zoom meeting. That was n00bacious.

2

when you are so n00by it’s like watching a baby fall off a cliff

She tried to text me with her feet. N00bacious.

He used 'literally' wrong in a sentence. N00bacious.

He wore pajamas to work on a Monday. N00bacious.

3

when your n00biness is so strong it could beat a brick wall

He put ketchup on his pizza. N00bacious.

She said 'moist' is a good word. N00bacious.

He tried to argue with a calculator. N00bacious.

4

when you are so n00by it’s like your brain is on vacation

He tried to use a microwavable cup. N00bacious.

She texted me with her nose. N00bacious.

He said 'alright' instead of 'okay'. N00bacious.

5

the level of n00biness that makes you want to scream into a pillow

He tried to wear socks with sandals. N00bacious.

She used 'they're' instead of 'their'. N00bacious.

He said 'twerk' is a real word. N00bacious.