N00b Pwners

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A N00b Pwner is a smug, sweaty, keyboard-mashing freak who beats up newbies like they’re video game meatballs. They don’t just win, they humiliate you in front of your whole squad.
You just got killed by a noob pwner in a 1v1. Your friends are laughing at you.
He pwned me in 30 seconds. I didn’t even know what a sword was.
She called me a 'noob' and then pwned me in the final boss fight.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A N00b Pwner is someone who takes joy in making newbies cry over their broken screen. They’re the reason you’re eating cereal for dinner after a 4-hour gaming loss.
My noob pwner cousin made me eat cereal after I lost 3 times in a row.
She pwned me so hard I cried into my controller.
He laughed at me when I got pwned by a 10-year-old.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A N00b Pwner is a cocky, backstabbing, online wizard who ruins your day with their smug face and superior skills. They make you feel like a complete idiot.
He backstabbed me and pwned me in 2 minutes. I was a complete idiot.
She was a wizard and I was a noob. She pwned me like I was a baby.
He had a smug face the whole time I was getting pwned.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A N00b Pwner is a sneaky, mouthy, online beast who beats you up with their fancy moves and then laughs at you. They are the worst kind of player.
He used fancy moves and laughed at me after I got pwned.
She was sneaky and mouthy. I didn’t even know she was there.
That noob pwner is the worst kind of player. I hate them.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A N00b Pwner is a salty, controller-burning, online tyrant who beats you and then deletes your account. They don’t care if you’re sad.
He pwned me and then deleted my account. I was salty and sad.
She was a tyrant and burned my controller. I got pwned and cried.
He didn’t care if I was sad. He just pwned me and left.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A N00b Pwner is a loud, keyboard-smashing, online monster who beats you up and then flexes in your face. They’re the kind of person who makes you want to quit gaming forever.
He flexed in my face after pwnin’ me. I wanted to quit gaming forever.
She was a monster and smashed my keyboard. I got pwned and cried.
He was loud and smug. I got pwned and my day was ruined.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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