n00b (n.)

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A person so clueless they think playing the game is the same as watching a tutorial while eating pizza and crying about their ex.
"You’re a n00b, you can’t even dodge a basic attack!", from a guy who spends 12 hours a day playing the same game.
"I called him a n00b for using the same strategy I used in 2012.", from a guy who still uses the same strategy from 2012.
"He’s a n00b because he can’t beat me in 3v3s even though I’m playing with my girlfriend.", from a guy who’s 3-12 in 3v3s.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A guy who’s been playing for a year but still thinks a ‘life’ is a real thing and not just a fake excuse to avoid death.
"You’re a n00b, you still have a life!", from a guy who’s been dead for 3 hours.
"She called me a n00b because I didn’t know what ‘last frontier’ meant.", from a guy who didn’t know what ‘last frontier’ meant.
"He called me a n00b because I used my girlfriend as a shield.", from a guy who’s been using his girlfriend as a shield since 2010.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A person who plays so little they think they’re the best player in the world, even though they’re barely logged in.
"He’s a n00b because he plays 1 hour a day and still thinks he’s a pro.", from a guy who plays 16 hours a day.
"She called me a n00b because I have a job and a girlfriend.", from a guy who has a job and a girlfriend.
"He’s a n00b because he has a life and doesn’t know how to use the ‘last frontier’ properly.", from a guy who has a life and doesn’t know how to use the ‘last frontier’ properly.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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