N00b flu

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A gross disease that turns a normal person into a loud, idiotic mess for a while. It’s like being hit by a truck and then told to sing opera.

Hey, look at that noob flu patient, still screaming about his 10th loss.

That guy got noob flu from watching a YouTube video for 12 hours.

She’s got noob flu and still thinks she’s a pro gamer.

When someone who acts normal suddenly becomes obsessed with a video game, like it’s the last piece of pizza and they’re the only one left.

He got noob flu and now lives in his gaming chair like it’s his house.

She got noob flu from playing that one game for 24 hours straight.

That kid got noob flu and forgot to eat for three days.