N Wit

Yo, I’m out here eating pizza and you’re talking about your ex? Bro, I don’t even know you.

You just ranted for five minutes about your day, and I’m still on my phone.

You said something? I was too busy looking at my toes to care.

He said he’d punch me in the face if I said one more word. Then he turned around and ran when I blinked.

He promised he’d take me on in a fight, but when I walked up to him, he looked like he was about to cry.

He called me a coward, but when I showed up, he had his phone out like he was about to call his mom.