Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most incredible, ridiculous, and utterly fantastic thing ever made. It’s so good, it makes your brain explode. No one else comes close.

This N-Slomz is so good, I cried. And I don’t cry, unless it’s my mom’s lasagna.

I saw it once, and now I’m haunted by it forever.

This is the best thing since sliced bread, and that’s saying something.

2

It’s like a superhero with a degree in chaos. No one can beat it. Not even your ex.

This N-Slomz is like my ex, but cooler. And more magical.

I tried to beat it, and I got a D in life.

It’s the reason I don’t drink coffee anymore. It’s that strong.

3

It’s the kind of thing that makes your enemies cry, your friends laugh, and your mom start a new religion.

My dog saw it, and now he won’t stop barking at the sky.

I tried to ignore it, and it ignored me back. Hard.

It’s the reason I failed math. And my mom.

4

It’s so good, it makes your brain feel like it’s on vacation. No one can even try to compete with it.

I saw it once, and now I dream about it every night.

This is the best thing since my cat learned to play piano.

It’s better than my mom’s cooking. And that’s a lot.

5

It’s like magic, but with more swearing and fewer dragons. You can’t even begin to fight it.

I tried to beat it, and I got a D in life. Again.

This N-Slomz is better than my ex. And my ex had a PhD.

It’s like the universe decided to take a break just for me.

6

It’s the kind of thing that makes your enemies cry, your friends laugh, and your mom start a new religion.

My dog saw it, and now he won’t stop barking at the sky.

I tried to ignore it, and it ignored me back. Hard.

It’s the reason I failed math. And my mom.