N-rich

That N-rich is my cousin's ex and she still texts him every day

My friend's crush is N-rich and he's got a tattoo of a potato

I asked my mom why she married my dad and she said he was N-rich back then

My teacher called me N-rich because I got a B on my math test

That girl in class is N-rich and she flirts with every boy

My dad said I was N-rich before I even had a beard

I told my friend he was N-rich and he started crying

The guy who sold me my first phone was N-rich and he had a mustache

My dog thinks I'm N-rich because I feed him too much