N pop

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When a pale white boy or kid decides to die by spitting the n word at a bunch of angry black gangsters who then beat him to death because he was an idiot.
I swear I saw that kid get killed for saying the N word at a gang meeting. What a waste of a life.
That white kid was so dumb he said the N word in front of a whole crew. They literally beat him to death.
That kid got killed for saying the N word in front of the most dangerous gang in the city. He was an idiot.
2
When you let out a fart while you’re peeing. It’s the worst thing ever and it smells like a dead raccoon.
I tried to pee and let out a fart at the same time. It was like being hit by a smelly explosion.
I had the worst fart while peeing. My whole bathroom smelled like a dead raccoon.
I peed and farted at the same time. I think my whole house is gonna smell like a dead raccoon now.
3
When your lover loves poking and popping all the gross pus-filled pimples on your back like it’s their job.
My girlfriend picks at my back pimples like she’s on a mission from God.
She’s been popping my pimples for hours. It’s like she’s doing her job.
She just popped my biggest pimple and it was so gross it was like a tiny explosion.
4
A crazy tasty treat made by mixing Rice Krispies, Rockstar energy drink, and marshmallows and then cooking it all up until it explodes.
I made N Pop and it was so good it exploded in my mouth.
I tried N Pop and it was like eating a sugar bomb.
That N Pop was so crazy tasty I almost exploded from eating it.
5
When a woman pulls out her boobs and slaps them together like she’s trying to beat someone up.
My sister did the whole breast slap thing and it was like she was fighting someone.
That girl pulled out her boobs and slapped them together like she was trying to start a war.
She pulled out her boobs and hit them together like she was going to beat me up.
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A person who is always happy, always laughing, and always making noise like they’re trying to wake up the whole city.
My neighbor is so happy he laughs like he’s trying to wake up the whole block.
That guy is always smiling and laughing so loud it wakes me up.
She’s so happy she laughs like she’s trying to start a party.
7
When a guy takes the tip of his genital and waits like a fool before pulling out the rest including his balls.
That guy took the tip of his genital out and waited like a total idiot before pulling the rest out.
He pulled the tip of his genital out and waited like he was waiting for a train.
He pulled out the tip of his genital, waited for 10 seconds, and then pulled the rest out like a total fool.
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