N. L. J.

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Short for 'Nigger Loving Jewboy'. It’s the worst thing you can call someone, and you use it when you’re at the bank, or in front of your grandma, or when you’re too scared to yell it in the face of a guy who looks like he could beat you up.
My uncle called the bank clerk an NLJ because he was mad about a $2 fee.
I texted my mom an NLJ because she said my sandwich was 'disgusting'.
The teacher called the principal an NLJ when he forgot to give out candy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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It’s the alphabet spelled backwards. Like if you’re dumb and you think the alphabet is a puzzle you need to solve at 2 a. m. while eating cereal.
My brother said NLJ was the alphabet backwards, and he was right.
I thought NLJ was a secret code, and I spent 10 minutes writing it on my math test.
My friend’s dog barked NLJ and I got a C on my spelling test.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The real way to spell the phonetic alphabet. It’s like when you’re trying to sound cool and you mess up the alphabet on purpose.
My teacher said NLJ was the real way to spell the phonetic alphabet, and I failed the test.
I called my friend an NLJ in front of the class, and he cried.
My mom said NLJ was the real way to spell the alphabet, and I asked her why she was so mad.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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