N jokes

My cousin told a nigga joke about a chicken that got hit by a bus. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

My homie told a nigga joke about a pizza that got kicked out of the oven. I was crying and my dog was laughing at me.

My teacher told a nigga joke about a math problem that had more nonsense than my life. I got detention for laughing too loud.

My brother told a nigga joke about a fish wearing sunglasses. I wanted to punch him because it was that bad.

My friend told a nigga joke about a cow that had a PhD. I almost bit through my tongue laughing.

My mom told a nigga joke about a chicken that couldn’t lay eggs. I got a headache from laughing so much.

My cousin told a nigga joke about a cat that was also a lawyer. My brain felt like it was burning.

My dad told a nigga joke about a tree that had a job. I was laughing so hard I fell off the couch.

My sister told a nigga joke about a sandwich that was also a superhero. I cried because it was that stupid.