Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

like wearing a shirt that screams 'i spent my life savings on a piece of junk'

bro, my N-Gaged is like a $200 tattoo

this thing is so bad, it's like my wallet committed suicide

i bought it, and now i regret it more than my ex

2

when someone beats you so hard, you’re left questioning your life choices

i got pwned by my cousin, and now i live in shame

that game was so hard, it felt like my brain got roasted

i lost to a 10-year-old, and now i’m crying in the corner

3

a phone that looks like it was born from a GameBoy and a toaster

this thing is so ugly, it makes my face look good

it looks like it was made by a blind man with a hammer

i think it’s trying to be cool, but it’s just sad

4

nobody should have to hold a phone sideways to talk, and they definitely shouldn’t have to remove batteries to play games

i had to take out the battery just to play snake

this phone is so confusing, my brain is melting

i tried to call my mom, and it felt like i was talking to a robot

5

nokia tried to be cool, but all they did was make the worst handheld ever

it dropped in price faster than my hopes for this game

it’s like they sold us a toaster and called it a phone

it’s so bad, it’s like they’re trying to make us all cry

6

a $200 paperweight that you can’t even use as a paperweight properly

it’s so expensive, it should be a trophy

i paid more for this than my first car

this thing is so useless, it makes my desk sad

7

the word 'shit' but with more attitude and fewer letters

this thing is the definition of 'shit'

i swear this is the worst thing ever made

it’s like someone took 'shit' and gave it a PhD