Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A phone that looks like a GameBoy got hit by a truck and then swallowed by a phone.

My N-Gage is like a broken toaster that also plays Tetris. It’s a disaster.

I tried to play Snake on my N-Gage and it fell apart. Classic.

I bought one just to see if it would explode. It didn’t. I’m disappointed.

2

Nokia’s idea of a phone was to make it look like a gaming system that only a fool would buy.

N-Gage is like a phone that was made by someone who hated phones.

They made a phone that you had to hold like a phone. What genius.

This phone is so bad, it makes my phone look like a super hero.

3

Nokia’s attempt to make a phone that would be hated by everyone.

My N-Gage is so expensive, it costs more than my rent. And it doesn’t even work.

I paid $300 for a phone that I can’t even use to talk. What’s next, a phone that plays music? No, thank you.

It dropped in price faster than my GPA. That’s saying something.

4

A paperweight that costs more than your life savings.

That N-Gage is just a paperweight with a price tag. A fancy one.

I bought a paperweight that plays games. I’m confused.

My N-Gage is so expensive, it’s like I bought a paperweight and got charged for it.

5

See: poop

That N-Gage is so bad, it’s like looking at poop. And you have to play games with it.

N-Gage is the poop of phones. It stinks.

If poop had a phone, it would be the N-Gage.

6

A phone that was made just to fail and make everyone mad.

N-Gage is the reason I hate phones. And gaming.

That thing is so broken, it should be in a museum.

If I had to play games with that thing, I’d rather eat my homework.

7

A taco with a phone built in and it’s trying to be cool but failing hard.

That N-Gage is like a taco with a broken phone. It’s weird.

I tried to eat it and it played Snake. I’m confused.

The N-Gage is like a taco that also plays games. It’s the worst.