Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bunch of N-Gages. Like when you got more than one and you're too lazy to care.

My N-Gaes are all broken. I don’t even bother fixing them.

I got three N-Gaes. Two of them work. One of them is a toaster.

My N-Gaes are my only friends. They don’t talk back.

2

More than one N-Gage. Because you’re too dumb to know the difference between singular and plural.

I have five N-Gaes. I don’t know what they do. I just hit buttons.

My N-Gaes are all in my sock drawer. I think they’re hiding from me.

I call them N-Gaes because I can’t spell.

3

When you got more than one N-Gage. Like you're too dumb to know it's just N-Gage.

My N-Gaes are in my mouth. I think they're chewing my brain.

I have ten N-Gaes. They all yell at me at once. It’s annoying.

I put my N-Gaes in the fridge. They’re cold now. They’re mad.

4

Multiple N-Gages. Like you’re too stupid to know it’s just N-Gage.

My N-Gaes are my exes. They all hate me.

I have four N-Gaes. Three of them are dead. One of them is alive and hates me.

I used to play with my N-Gaes. Now they just scream at me.

5

When you have more than one N-Gage. Because you're too dumb to know it's just N-Gage.

My N-Gaes are in my pants. They’re trying to escape.

I have two N-Gaes. One is a friend. The other is a curse.

My N-Gaes are my only hope. They’re the last ones left.