N' Dat Old Rump

Current Trending

5 views · Added 8d ago · 6 definitions

1
A smelly old man who acts like he owns the whole world, even though he’s broke and everyone knows he’s a lying sack of dirt.
N’ dat old rump just tried to buy the moon again.
N’ dat old rump is still mad he lost the election.
N’ dat old rump called the president a ‘loser’ on live TV.
2
A grumpy, bald, rich man who thinks he’s the best at everything, even though he’s clearly not.
N’ dat old rump is still trying to build a wall around his ego.
N’ dat old rump just said the sky is purple.
N’ dat old rump is mad because he can’t remember his own name.
3
A farting, bald, old man who thinks he’s a genius, but everyone else thinks he’s a dumbass.
N’ dat old rump just farted during a press conference.
N’ dat old rump called a hurricane ‘a bad deal’.
N’ dat old rump is still trying to make America great again… but it’s already dead.
4
A bald, old man who thinks he’s a superhero, but he’s just a lying, money-hungry, smelly old man.
N’ dat old rump just tried to save the country with a Twitter rant.
N’ dat old rump is still mad he lost the election.
N’ dat old rump said the moon was his ‘biggest win’.
5
A bald, old man who thinks he’s the king of everything, but he’s just a broke, lying, farting old man.
N’ dat old rump just tried to buy the whole world again.
N’ dat old rump is still trying to build a wall around his ego.
N’ dat old rump called the president a ‘total loser’ in a tweet.
6
A bald, old man who thinks he’s the best at everything, but he’s just a lying, smelly, dumbass old man.
N’ dat old rump just said the sky was purple again.
N’ dat old rump is still trying to make America great again… but it’s already dead.
N’ dat old rump just farted during a press conference.
xs