N-Beat

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A dumb-ass rap song full of dumb-ass words and lots of dumb-ass cussing. It’s like a toddler tried to write it with crayons and a dictionary.

My cousin plays that N-Beat every time he gets out of jail

That song is so dumb, my dog walks away from it

I fell asleep listening to it, and I never woke up

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you look at a wheat field and think it’s the most beautiful thing ever, and then you get hard and jack off to it like it’s your ex.

I saw a wheat field and immediately got hard

That field looked like it was made for jacking off

I texted my ex a photo of it and said ‘this is what I think of you’

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You make your girl cook you something, then you fuck her like she’s your last meal. Or you fuck her first and then make her cook you a sandwich like she’s your last hope.

I told my girlfriend to make me a sandwich, then I fucked her like she was my last meal

I fucked her first and then made her cook me a sandwich like I was her last hope

I made her cook me a sandwich, then I fucked her like she was my last meal

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You’re on lunch break, your cock is hard, and you wrap your sandwich around it and jack off like it’s the best thing ever. Then you blow your load like you just won the lottery.

I wrapped my roast beef around my cock and jacked off during lunch

I blew my load like I just won the lottery

My sandwich was my best friend during lunch break

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You charm a girl with your coolness, then you bang her like she stole your last piece of candy. Then you run away like you’re the hero of a stupid movie.

I swooned her with my coolness and then bang her like she stole my candy

I ran away like I just won a stupid movie

She stole my candy, and I bang her like she did it on purpose

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You jack off in bed at night like it’s your favorite hobby, and it helps you sleep like you just took a nap and won a prize.

I jack off in bed every night like it’s my favorite hobby

I sleep like I just took a nap and won a prize

I fall asleep after jacking off like it was a dream

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You jack off, then you sit there and feel like a total loser, then you go to bed like you just lost the game of life.

I jacked off, then I felt like a total loser

I sat there and wallowed like I just lost the game of life

I went to bed like I just failed at everything

by Slangipedia 1mo ago