M.W.I.A

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When two people vanish together during a romantic mission and no one knows if they’re dead or just too busy kissing to come back.

He said he was M. W. I. A. but I know he just got lost in a kiss.

They went on a mission and came back with matching burns and a love bite.

She texted me, 'I’m M. W. I. A. and I might never return. But I’ll bring wine.'

A fancy way of saying two people got lost in a fight and no one saw them leave, probably because they were too busy fighting for each other.

They were M. W. I. A. because they fought the enemy and then fought each other.

He said he was M. W. I. A. but I saw him running off with her hand in his pocket.

They got M. W. I. A. and came back with a broken nose and a new nickname.

When two people go missing because they’re too busy making out to notice the explosion behind them.

They were M. W. I. A. because they were too busy making out to notice the bomb.

She sent a message, 'I’m M. W. I. A. and I’m not coming back until I get my coffee.'

They got M. W. I. A. and left their gear behind, and their sense of duty.

A lie people tell when they got caught doing something embarrassing and ran off together, like getting caught sneaking snacks.

He said he was M. W. I. A. but I know he was caught eating chips in the middle of a mission.

They were M. W. I. A. because they got caught stealing the last pizza.

She texted me, 'I’m M. W. I. A. and I’m not coming back until I get my pizza.'

When two people vanish because they’re too busy fighting for love and not paying attention to the real mission.

They got M. W. I. A. because they were too busy arguing over who was the best kisser.

He said he was M. W. I. A. but I saw him walking off with her bag.

They vanished and came back with a new mission, to kiss each other more.