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Guys who get stiff from eating ass end up in paradise
My cousin got a job at the diner just so he could eat ass all day
He said he'd trade his soul for a creampie
The guy behind the counter got fired for licking the fryer
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Men who get wood from eating pussy get a ticket to heaven
He eats pussy so much he got a second passport
They say he got kicked out of heaven for being too loud
He ate so much pussy he got a divine promotion
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Fellas who go crazy from eating cum get to chill in heaven
He ate so much cum he got a new pair of shoes
They say he got a golden ticket just for licking the floor
He got so high from cum he forgot how to breathe
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Dudes who get hard from eating ass end up in the afterlife
He ate ass so much he got a job in heaven
They said he was too loud for heaven
He ate so much ass he got a halo and a raise
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Boys who get stiff from eating pussy get to live forever
He ate so much pussy he got a new life
He was so obsessed with eating pussy he got a degree in it
He ate so much pussy he got a divine title
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Men who get wood from eating cum get to stay in heaven
He ate cum so much he got a permanent job in heaven
He was so good at eating cum he got a medal
He ate cum so much he got a divine raise