M.W.A.S.P.

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A guy who thinks his tiny weenie is worth a fortune just because he can afford a fancy car.
He spent $80,000 on a sports car because his cock is smaller than his student loans.
He drives around like he’s the king of the road, but his pants are tighter than his ego.
He bought a car so loud it wakes the neighbors, but his penis is still asleep.
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A man who thinks money can fix his lack of manhood, so he buys a car that’s louder than his lies.
He bought a car so fast it makes his penis jealous.
He drives like he’s in a race, but his cock is still stuck in first gear.
He spends more on a car than he does on a date, and still can’t get laid.
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A guy with a weak cock who thinks a sports car makes him look like a real man.
He drives a car so loud it’s like he’s yelling at his cock.
He spends more on a car than he does on a gym membership, but his penis still won’t flex.
He bought a car because he thought it would make his cock bigger, but it just made his wallet smaller.
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A man who thinks a big car hides the fact that his cock is smaller than his phone.
He drives a car so big it’s like he’s hiding from his own cock.
He spends more on a car than he does on a meal, and still can’t get a date.
He thinks his car is a flex, but his cock is just a joke.
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A man who spends more on a car than he would on a new cock, just to feel important.
He bought a car so he could feel like a king, but his cock is still a beggar.
He spends more on a car than he does on a gym membership, and still can’t get a date.
He thinks his car is a trophy, but his cock is just a punchline.
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A man who thinks driving a fancy car makes him a man, even though his cock is still a disappointment.
He drives a fancy car like he’s the king of the road, but his cock is still a backseat driver.
He thinks his car is a flex, but his cock is just a joke.
He spends more on a car than he does on a date, and still can’t get laid.
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