M.V.M.S

My math teacher threw a banana at me during a test.

The history teacher wears a fur coat and talks like a wild animal.

I got detention for laughing at the principal’s monkey noises.

The science teacher is a monkey who eats experiments for lunch.

I had to write an essay about why bananas are better than apples.

The substitute teacher was a monkey who screamed at the blackboard.

My teacher once told me I was ‘not a real student’ and threw a nut at me.

The English teacher wears a helmet and shouts at the class.

I got in trouble for whispering ‘monkey’ during a test.