m.v.k

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a teacher who reeks like a gym sock that’s been worn for a month and also smells like old pizza.
My math teacher is m. v. k. I can’t breathe in class anymore.
The science teacher is m. v. k. He probably sleeps in his shoes.
English class is like a sauna with m. v. k. as the main attraction.
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a teacher so smelly you could use them as a fart spray.
My history teacher is m. v. k. I think they eat cheese and socks for breakfast.
The music teacher is m. v. k. I can hear them from the hallway.
My PE teacher is m. v. k. They smell like a wet sock that’s been in a trash can for a week.
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a teacher who smells like a combination of a gym floor and a dead raccoon.
My teacher is m. v. k. I swear they sleep in a compost bin.
The teacher is m. v. k. I can’t focus because I’m distracted by the smell.
That teacher is m. v. k. I think they’re a human trash can.
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