M'vertibrae

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When you drop like a sack of bricks and instead of swearing you just yell ah m'vertibrae like it's some kind of magic spell

I tripped over my own dumb foot and said ah m'vertibrae like I was a wizard

He face-planted the floor and just said ah m'vertibrae like he was trying to summon a pizza

She dropped from the stairs and said ah m'vertibrae like it was the best line in the history of ever

When you get knocked down and instead of crying you just say ah m'vertibrae like it’s the most obvious thing in the world

He got tackled and just said ah m'vertibrae like it was a normal Tuesday

She was hit by a car and said ah m'vertibrae like it was a greeting

He got pushed down the stairs and said ah m'vertibrae like it was a concert

When you crash like a truck and you just say ah m'vertibrae like it was the only word you ever needed

He crashed into the wall and just said ah m'vertibrae like he was a superhero

She ran into the door and said ah m'vertibrae like it was a normal thing to do

He fell off the couch and just said ah m'vertibrae like it was a daily routine