m.t.y.b.

My ex is an M. T. Y. B. and he still thinks I’m his backup plan.

That M. T. Y. B. just walked in and the whole class turned around.

I tried to flirt with an M. T. Y. B. and he said, 'I’m taken, by the school.'

My neighbor’s son is an M. T. Y. B. and he’s always trying to impress my dog.

The M. T. Y. B. in my math class eats my snacks during tests.

I asked my crush if he was an M. T. Y. B. and he said, 'No, I’m just tall and annoying.'

That M. T. Y. B. just got a perfect score on the test and now he’s bragging about it.

My sister’s crush is an M. T. Y. B. and he’s got a side hustle as a gym teacher.

I saw an M. T. Y. B. in the grocery store and I almost cried.