M@tt

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When you spell things so wrong it looks like a toddler threw a bag of alphabet soup at a keyboard and laughed.

'I think the word is *m@tt* but I’m not sure, I just spelled it like it sounds.'

'I spelled *m@tt* and now my teacher thinks I’m illiterate.'

'I tried to spell *m@tt* and it came out like *m@tt*.'

A person who thinks titties are the only thing worth living for and would trade their soul for a bigger pair.

'I skipped class just to watch a video about titties.'

'I bought a shirt with titties on it and now I’m cursed.'

'I live for titties and I don’t care who knows it.'

A human who spends all day online looking up wrestling moves, barely legal girls, and trying to tell jokes that even the internet laughs at.

'I looked up a wrestling move and now I know 17 ways to fall.'

'I found a picture of a barely legal girl and now I’m distracted for the rest of the day.'

'I tried to tell a joke and the only person who got it was my dog.'