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That time of the month when girls are basically bleeding out of their pants and screaming into a pillow

My period hit me like a truck. I’m not even exaggerating.

I just got my period and I feel like I’ve been run over by a dump truck.

Period started and I’m now a walking meatball. It’s not pretty.

The monthly curse that turns girls into angry monsters who throw stuff and eat everything in sight

My period hit and I threw my sock at my brother. It hit him in the head.

I got my period and I ate an entire pizza by myself. No shame.

Period day: I yelled at my dog, my mom, and my math teacher.

When girls are bleeding so bad it looks like they’ve been stabbed by a bunch of pencils

I bled through my pants like I’d been stabbed by a pencil factory.

My period is so bad it looks like I’ve been in a fight with a crayon box.

I walked into school and my pants were soaked. I looked like I’d been in a bloodbath.

The monthly event where girls turn into crybabies and throw their snacks at the wall

My period hit and I cried like a baby for two hours.

I got my period and I threw my candy at the wall. It didn’t help.

I was so sad from my period I cried in the principal’s office.

When girls are so sore they can’t walk and their pants are basically a soup bowl

My legs are sore like I ran a marathon. My pants are a soup bowl.

I can’t walk because my period is like a bear hug from a bear that’s also mad.

I sat down and my pants were like a puddle. I looked like a disaster.

The monthly torture that makes girls yell at their dogs and eat their lunch in one bite

My period hit and I yelled at my dog. He ran away.

I got my period and I ate my whole lunch in one bite. I didn’t care.

Period day: I yelled, I ate, I cried. I was a mess.