M'TOONA

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A lady with cankles who bobs her head like a pigeon on a rollercoaster. She smiles through the pain and has a face full of electrolysis holes.
I saw her at the mall and she was bobbing like she had a seizure.
She smiled through her tears like she was paid to.
Her face looks like a chicken coop after a hurricane.
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A woman who has cankles, bobs her head like she's got a foot fetish, and always wears a grin even when she’s crying and probably has a broken heart.
She was bobbing her head in the grocery store like she was in a dance battle.
She cried but still smiled like she was winning.
Her cankles are so bad they look like they’re about to explode.
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A woman with cankles who shakes her head up and down like a dog with a bone. She smiles all the time, even when she’s crying, and has a face full of hair removal holes.
She was bobbing her head in the gym like she was trying to get a free membership.
She cried and smiled at the same time like she was high.
Her face looks like a war zone after a hair removal session.
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